Have a laugh! Here is a prize email from the numpties who have been in post for ten minutes (and in government for thirteen years…)

Richard Holden, the latest Chairman of the Conservative Party. Photo by
Roger Harris. Great pic! This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported license.

Here’s the Year 6 (11 year olds) ‘writing-for-a-purpose’ attempt from this week’s new chairman of the Conservatives. So proud is Richard Holden of his party that he decided to skip pasting in the logo.

Astonishingly, it appears that ministers have all been endowed with magical powers which have made them instantly successful in all their endeavours. Maybe they come with Sunak’s gift for magical thinking’ which Cruella Braverman drew attention to in her little tirade at the injustice of being outed as a nasty piece of work. Or maybe they are living in a different space/time dimension.

Whatever. It seems Jeremy Corbyn lives rent free in their heads, which must be enormously frustrating for a bunch of landlords who may well want to renege on the much-delayed decision to end no-fault evictions.

Enjoy! These deluded types are running the country…or so they claim!

Lord Cameron of Greensill…. backed out of Brexit mess
Cuts waiting lists? Already? Really? Magical Vicky…married to a sugar tycoon! Yay! There’s healthy!
Minister for Hair…well, she looks qualified, at least.
What? Personally? Was Jimmy Dimly standing in the waves today? Did it scare everyone off from coming to this laughing-stock of a country under the Tories’ cheat, loot and lie regime ?

We had assumed they were rather anti begging…but, hey, it’s a lifestyle choice, probably.